qaga:

I’ve always been famous, it’s just no one knew it yet.

Happy birthday Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta!

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adameforhim:

Christianity is thousands of years old but God just turned 28…

Something’s not adding up.

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First, the dark haired Stefani Germanotta, a “swine” covered in the dirt and mud of what she exposed herself to. Then, the new Lady Gaga, the woman who hasn’t yet left her past behind her, but has turned it into something that was beautiful again. The dark hair is now a blonde wig and the dirt and impurity has become gold glitter. Her scars are still exposed, but she’s wearing them as medals. [x]

"When I look back on my life, it´s not that I don´t want to see things exactly as they happened, it´s just that I prefer to view them in an artistic way."

(Source: arrtpop)

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piscula:

in 1930 the average wages were $27,481*
in 2012 the average wages were $44,321

in 1930 the average home cost $53,635*
in 2013 the average home cost $289,500

in 1930 the average car cost $8,369*
in 2013 the average car cost $31,352

but no you are probably right, it’s just twenty-somethings being lazy.

(Source: womxxn)

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a-little-bi-furious:

twcflorkin:

melissaxl0ve:

deadlyflashesofgreen:

ohheyitsbrandon:

thebacklot:

This is the most unexpected ad for lube that you will ever watch

Oh.

Ohhhhhhh

It was cute

I actually really like this ad.

I was expecting masterbation jokes and now I’m sobbing in the corner wtf?

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It’s the same thing with interviews. It’s like I’m supposed to give people a fucking free pass because there’s a camera on. I’m like, ‘Hi, I’m a human being, I’m an artist, I’m a person. What you’re asking me is bullshit, and if we were in a bar in New York, I would knock your teeth out.

(Source: perrygaga)

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